Wednesday, January 20, 2010

How to Outsmart Your Preschooler...

First, when asked your opinion by a 4 year old, ALWAYS choose the OPPOSITE of what you want them to choose!  For example, if your little girl asks, "Mommy should I choose the shark or the bunny "knife" for my peanut butter?"  Mommy should reply, "Oh, I would DEFINITELY choose the shark!" Of course, your little girl's natural response would be, "Great.  I think I will choose the bunny."  Mission accomplished.  :)

Second, if you want your preschooler to go potty because he's doing the "pee pee dance" and insists he DOESN'T have to use the potty...just announce loudly, "WHEW!  I REALLY have to go potty...RIGHT NOW!"  Then, sit back and enjoy him racing to beat you into the bathroom!  This is a hypothetical situation of course.  My son would NEVER hold his "tinks"in until he is completely irritable and irrational.  Uh uh.  No way.

It's a sad day when I'm feeling proud that I've "outsmarted" our 4.5 year olds!!!  ;)

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